Standard Deviant and the Philosopher's Squid.

Gennizel, but call me Genny.

I'm too damn idealistic for my own good.

"I still believe that peace, plenty, and happiness can be achieved. I am a fool."
- KV

It's mostly just me and my tea fancying.


Oh, and:
Life things.
Feminism.
Sex-positivity.
Body-positivity.
LGBT-positivity.
Race and American culture.
Politics, art, and SCIENCE.

The quality of this blog isn't questionable because there is no quality. Enjoy!
What can you do for your country?

We should open a tattoo parlor. We should INSIST people call us artistes. We should serve ice cream and cookies. I would ask only one question: “Which finger(s) do you want this mustache on?” Out of business in a week but SUCH FUN while it lasts.

OMGYESWENEEDTODOTHISNOW!

Even if our tattoo parlor (read: the coolest tattoo parlor ever in the history of mankind) went out of business, all of the simple and gentle town folk of Crestview would celebrate  the ingenuity and awesomeness we exemplified in our business model. We’d never want for Starbucks again; instead, we’d be delivered sandwiches and coffees to our respective villas* from grateful Crestviewians.

*Our villas would undoubtedly be two small shacks that the people build on top of the highest building in Crestview, which I THINK is the police department. We’d always be safe, I guess. o.O

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